The Holy lieutenancy of Suth Seaxe is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Æthelwealh with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.311 billion South Saxons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chichester. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Suth Seaxean economy, worth 742 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,189 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, life is somewhat repetitive, and astronauts take one small step for Suth Seaxe and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suth Seaxe's national animal is the Guinea pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of England.

Suth Seaxe is ranked 27,302^nd in the world and 10^th in England for Safest, scoring 110.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.